Most of us are self aware enough to know that there are certain things we would NOT be good at doing. So I sat down and thought about it and here are my top 15. Enjoy.
1. A rancher, no animals would ever be used for food.
2. A math teacher. Because…math sucks.
3. A food critic. I’m way too picky and I just really like tacos.
4. A defense lawyer. They’re all guilty!
5. Foster parent. No child would ever be moved out of my home or placed back with a horrible parent.
6. A veterinarian. I couldn’t handle seeing animals in pain. Heartbreaking.
7. The Queen. I believe I would yell “off with their head” way too much.
8. A Humane Society worker. They would all come home with me, then I’d be divorced.
9. A single mother. I could do it but I have no desire.
10. 911 Operator. I’d crack under the pressure.
11. A hairdresser. I tried to cut my child’s hair once, let’s just say we both ended up crying. Plus I don’t have the patience.
12. Housekeeper; I do not enjoy cleaning enough to do this as a lifetime skill.
13. Actress; terrible stage fright and I can’t memorize anything lol
14. Police Officer; Bad people scare me.
15. Firefighter; Something most people don’t know, I’m terrified of fire. I would freeze. Nope.
I completely appreciate all the men and women who do these jobs. They struggle and endure horrible things but it’s clearly a passion for them. They will forever be grateful I’m not one of them though as I would suck!
Have a great Friday!